So this is the first weekend that I don't have at least one activity planned. Help?
Oh, maybe I'll go hiking, we'll see. It's supposed to be really hot out...
I want to post but don't really have anything. So I'm just going to post some rather random stuff right now okay?
BTW all this stuff I learned on NPR today.
Did you know that China makes most of the world's vaccinations? Including all of ours? As in, the U.S. as a whole does not make it's own vaccines. At all. Period. So apparently no matter what China does we have to stay on their good side or we're screwed.
I don't understand why we can't make any of our own vaccinations. What if something were to happen to China's supply of vaccinations? Or there was a worldwide epidemic and they decided we weren't on the short list so we didn't get much of anything. Or they just got really pissed at a decision (any decision) we made not even involving them and decided to stop sending us everything.
But apparently our brilliant plan (Instead of obviously making our own vaccinations. And as a side side note, do you know the amount of good paying jobs this could potentially create? Probably a lot.) is to stockpile heroin and morphine at Fort Knox (no kidding) because instead of curing anyone we just want to alleviate their pain while they die because we won't be able to do anything else. Does this make sense to anyone? Anyone? Also, we're stockpiling heroin?!? I thought that was something no one was supposed to have. But I guess if it's our end of days the government doesn't mind creating addicts out of a whole bunch of us. What if the end of days is a false alarm and things are able to be restored to normal? Then we'll have a whole new crop of heroin users that the government created. I can just imagine the spin that would happen with that.
My message to the government: stockpile vaccines you idiots that way we can CURE people instead of getting them high while they die. Yay, go us.
Happy Wednesday? :)
HELL, FRIEND
3 days ago
This makes me think I should start listening to NPR.
ReplyDeleteAs for the weekend, OH THE POSSIBILITIES!!! Will you please, please do something kind and luxurious for yourself?
Oh, good idea. :)
ReplyDeletep.s. i was just about to go to comment on your FB post that it was HILARIOUS but when I went to the page, it was gone. no matter...now I have 667. I was really excited about the 666 and took a pic of it. Yes, I am a dork.
ReplyDeleteI'm just as big a dork because I posted about it. :)
ReplyDeleteI took it off on the off chance you would be offended that I was calling you Satan (because you know I think you're anything but). I over thought it and psyched myself out. Next time the comment stays and if it offends you (which will never be my intention) I'll just let you say so. Deal?