Conversations in text

Isaac and I laugh a lot but I think some of our funniest conversations are through text. Probably one of our biggest joke topics is talking about our cats doing human things. (I really don't know why it's so funny, also what's written below has nothing to do with any of them doing anything human at all. Not really sure why I thought that information was essential.) See below:

It all started with what's for dinner (he normally cooks because he always get home earlier than I do) based on what we had to do that evening. Luna is our female cat who is very sweet but high strung due to have a traumatic babyhood (not inflicted by us). For some reason this makes it funnier to joke about her so she's the main one we joke about. (She also likes to watch tv and have her belly rubbed. You know, because I know you were dying to have that information, it's not pertinent :) )

I: Maybe I will cook, we'll see.

S: LOL just decide (I wrote LOL because he kept going back and forth between cooking and getting subway)

I: Can't until I know what time my appt is over.

S: Okay but I just meant it's your decision.

I: I can't tell you. Only Luna knows.

S: We're eating Luna? Poor Luna... (okay, fine, I started it)

I: She's not red meat or pork. You could eat her. (I only eat chicken, turkey and fish)

S: LOL, so mean!

I: She's eating us out of house and home. So we can't eat her.

S: LOL but that should mean we can eat her. But I won't... that's mean.

I: We are mean.

S: Yes.

I just noticed I use LOL way too much but I'm also sure I use OMG too much too.

I hope everyone has a great Thursday.