If you marry a man with ADD, he'll ask you to help him with things.
And when you try to help him with things (important things, mind you) he won't call you back (or pick up the phone, even though you're calling him to give him the information he asked for).
And then, he'll tell you he's busy and to text him instead.
But texting takes three times as long and you're at work. You know, where you're supposed to be working rather than wasting all your texts on sending him massive amounts of information, and you're time, because again, you're supposed to be working. Did I mention today was amazingly busy too? With barely a moment to think?
And when you try to call him (again) he sends you straight to voicemail. And then texts you he's busy. When a phone call would take a third of the time of text or calling and getting no answer (but you didn't hear it from me, this is entirely based on theory) would take.
I think it would just be easier to give a mouse a cookie. A cartoon one that is, because otherwise you have a colony of mice.
Long story short, he's there with an apartment (in one day mind you) and all is well. Hurrah.
Also, why do they only refer to girls as coeds?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Because at one time higher education was only open to men. There was no need for the word "coeducation."
ReplyDeleteOh Yeah! Glad he made it safely! What day did/does he start work?
ReplyDeleteBryce - I kind of figured that but thank you for clarifying. :) I think I will start calling boys coeds just to be contradictory. (Who me, contradictory?!?)
ReplyDeletelol....i hate that i'm laughing but it's totally reassuring to know that i'm not the only wife that goes through this whole text me call me text me text me i'm busy stuff.
ReplyDelete